Mini Sunglass Seagull Swim Shorts - Bering Sea Underwear or it's time to switch

or it's time to switch from the beach to the beach bar

One of them is also named Petros

and the gift will not be wrapped in advance

like the badger on its inner pocket

Mini Sunglass Seagull Swim Shorts - Bering Sea Underwear or it's time to switchThese stretchy swim shorts give you the freedom of movement to perform unprecedented belly flops from the diving board. The embroidered motif depicts the speediest seagull at the pier, and may God show mercy upon any tourist who blinks while opening a bag of chips or fumbles with the bait on their fishing rod. These harbor hustlers shun no means to snatch a free meal, and will in its pursuit gladly gobble up both your lunch sandwich and your forearm.