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Fractional-CMO-Tee Corporate Bullshit low battery warningsFor the marketer who loves retainers, hates commitment, and calls it portfolio life. 100% organic, ethically sourced cotton tee that holds shape through endless strategy calls. Duo tone mug sized for lukewarm oat flat whites and vanity metrics. Signal to clients that you scale, optimise, and build moats one deck at a time. Ideal uniform for ghostwriting thought leadership you barely skim.
